Mais uma do foderoso Alice Cooper

Love should never feel this way

 

Somebody told me love`s a beautiful thing
And when I found it all the bells would just ring
The sun would shine and all the birds would sing
Then I met you
I searched the planet for that magical girl
I walked a million miles all over the world
I found the oysters, but never the pearls.
Then I met you...
I can`t eat
I can`t sleep
I feel sick
I`m so weak
Love should never feel like this
I must be doing something wrong
I`ve never felt this way before
Walk in the bathroom and I take a deep breath
Look in the mirror and it scares me to death
Look like a junkie that`s been strung out on meth
Since I met you
I can`t eat
I can`t sleep
I feel sick
I`m so weak
Love should never feel like this
I must be doing something wrong
I`ve never felt this way before
Love should never feel like this
I must be doing something wrong
I never felt this way before
Oh, ignorance was always bliss
Love should never feel like this
Love should never, ever feel like this
I`ve never felt this way before
I must be doing something wrong
No, Love should never, ever feel like this
I must be doing something wrong
I`ve never, ever felt this way before
What`s wrong with me!

Pra quem quer ouvir ta ae! 

Essa musica é a mais foda de todas!!! Muito boa mesmo...

Mais Alice Cooper =)

Poison

Your cruel device

your blood like ice

one look could kill

my pain, your thrill

I wanna love you, but I better not touch (don't touch)

I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I wanna kiss you, but I want it too much (too much)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison.

You're poison running through my veins,

You're poison...

I don't wanna break these chains.

Your mouth so hot

your web, I'm caught

your skin, so wet

black lace, on sweat

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (and pins)

I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name

Don't wanna touch you, but you're under my skin (deep in)

I wanna kiss you but your lips are venomous poison.

You're poison running through my veins,

You're Poison...

I don't wanna break these chains.

Poison....

One look (one look)

could kill (could kill)

my pain, your thrill

I wanna love you, but I better not touch (don't touch)

I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I wanna kiss you, but I want it too much (too much)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison.

You're poison running through my veins,

you're poison...

I don't wanna break these chains.

Poison...

I wanna love you, but I better not touch (don't touch)

I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop

I wanna kiss you, but I want it too much (too much)

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison.

I don't wanna break these chains

Poison... (poison)

Running deep inside my veins...

Running deep inside my veins...

Poison... (poison)

I don't wanna break these chains

Poison...

Essa musica é simplesmente foda, mais nada a dizer.

Ouça aki =)

Be With You Awhile

I wish I could tell you something you didn`t know

I wish I could give you something you didn`t owe

I wish I could tell you a joke to make you smile

And I could be with you awhile

Just wanna be that someone you weren`t looking for

Some nameless fascination that showed up at your door

And when you`re sad and blue my jokes still make you smile

And I could be with you awhile

I just want to take you somewhere you haven`t been

Find an old time movie where we don`t know the end

Lost in the radio, drive another mile

So I could be with you awhile

Just wanna be that someone you weren`t looking for

Some nameless fascination that showed up at your door

And when you`re sad and blue my jokes still make you smile

And I could be with you awhile

Tired of serious conversation

Tangled up in situations

I feel so free 'cause you want nothing from me

Just wanna be that someone you weren`t looking for

Some hopeless vagabond asleep there on your floor

And when you`re old and gray my jokes still make you smile

And I could be with you awhile

Just wanna be that someone you weren`t looking for

Some nameless fascination that showed up at your door

And when you`re old and gray my jokes still make you smile

And I could be with you awhile

I just want to be with you awhile

I just want to be with you awhile

I just want to be with you....

Ouvi essa musica e lembrei de alguem...
espero que quando esse alguem a ouça tambem lembre de mim, porem isso não vai acontecer...

Ta aki o link pra quem quiser ouvir =) 

Linhas de Sabedoria - Matemáticas da vida...

Homem inteligente + mulher inteligente = romance
Homem inteligente + mulher burra = caso
Homem burro + mulher inteligente = gravidez
Homem burro + mulher burra = casamento
Chefe inteligente + empregado inteligente = lucro
Chefe inteligente + empregado burro = producao
Chefe burro + empregado inteligente = promocao
Chefe burro + empregado burro = hora-extra

Extra:
Um homem pagará R$ 2,00 por um produto de R$ 1,00 que precisa.
Uma mulher paga R$ 1,00 por um produto de R$ 2,00 que não tem a mínima utilidade.
 
Tirei daki óóó!!!

A prova da inexistencia da gravidade, newton sempre foi uma farça, a prova da existencia de gnomos.

Fontes seguras me informaram sobre a existencia de gnomos invisiveis, esses gnomos trabalham como o que é conhecido hoje por "gravidade" são esses gnomos que insistem em nos puxar para baixo, são esses gnomos que puxam os seios das nossas mães para baixo, minha fonte informou tambem que estes gnomos podem voar, afinal, a "Teorica" "gravidade" não existe, sendo assim eles voam, e como são invisiveis os outros gnomos não os puxam para baixo devido ao fato de que não os estão vendo, sendo assim passam despercebidos, hoje estimasse a existencia de 5x10²³ gnomos, sim, existem 5 quadrilhões de gnomos, sabendo-se a massa molecular dos gnomos(que são compostos por uma quantidade exata de 6,02 x 10²³ moleculas, isso mesmo exatamente 1 mol, do elemento "gnomideio") e a massa molar do elemento gnomieo é de exatamente 5.000u, sendo assim estimamos que a massa de gnomos é de aproximadamente 5.000x5.000.000.000.000.000 gramas, que é igual a 25.000.000.000.000 toneladas, isso mesmo, e o gnomideo é um elemento extremamente nutritivo e de toxicidade nula, e de acordo com minhas fontes extremamente saboroso, sendo assim temos gnomos para alimentar toda a humanidade por muito tempo, agora o problema é, se os gnomos são invisiveis como vamos captura-los e fazer churrasco de gnomos?

proximo post dedicado a minha fonte, Teddy Ognomo.